August 28, 2009; In which I create Terrible Sequel Subtitles (Part 1)

So, I feel like making subtitles to sequels of movies that don't exist. So, here I go!

Mystery Men 2: Rise of the Spleen

No Country For Older Men

Memento 2: Lost in Disneyland

Galaxy Quest 2: Galaxy Questier

Jumanji 2, or Robin Williams Screams at CG Elephants for Ninety Minutes

Finding Nemo 2: Finding Dory

Flipper 2-na

Dawn of the Dead 2: Tea-time of the Dead

Equilibrium 2: More Crazy Gun-Fu Action

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2, or Squating Llama, Concealed Orangutan

Van Helsing 2 (Actually, this should happen.)

That's all for now.